I launder money now apparently

 (4:13:14 PM) Tim Wood: Hi Mistress, can i pay you to fuck over my computer?
(2:16:33 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: $250 and I can probably do it tonight
(2:17:01 PM) Tim Wood: how should i pay
(2:17:26 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: alertpay
(2:17:54 PM) Tim Wood: ok. i’ll get on to it
(2:18:05 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Good.
(2:18:12 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Send to mistress.mitsukai@yahoo.com
(2:26:06 PM) Tim Wood: i’m having trouble with alertpay right now. i dontb think there will be a resolution tonight
(2:30:00 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Remind me. Where do you live again?
(2:30:11 PM) Tim Wood: uk
(2:31:30 PM) Tim Wood: i cancelled my account a while ago and reactivating it is problematic. Can do amazon though?
(2:31:54 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Fine. Go ahead and send to mitsukai@ymail.com
(2:35:43 PM) Tim Wood: done.
(2:36:41 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Glad to hear it. I’ll let you know when I get it.
(2:38:32 PM) Tim Wood: ive just forwarded it to mitsukai@mistress-mitsukai.com. have you got it?
(2:38:37 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you need to cancel that gift card and send an amazon.com gift card.
(2:38:46 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: I am not in the UK. That card will be useless to me.
(2:42:05 PM) Tim Wood: it may take a while. i’m dealing with it
(2:42:14 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you do that.
(2:42:24 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you should be able to do that under your orders
(2:48:07 PM) Tim Wood: i have spent the last 30 minutes in an amazon carousel. as much as i like you, i’m not continuing any further. i so wanted you to t9 fuck me over as well (It has been 3 minutes lol)
(3:03:10 PM) Tim Wood: amazon are fuckwits! can you cancel the order? i’m gonna burn them down tomorrow
(3:07:38 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Probably not. I didn’t like the part where you spent a couple minutes trying ignoring what I told you, and then saying you refused to continue any further.
(3:09:02 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: I already told you how to cancel it.
(3:09:06 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you ignored my advice.
(3:10:03 PM) Tim Wood: i can’t seem to cancel the gc and then do it again! can you cancel it our end? i don’t understand you message. you didn’t tell me how to cacel it
(3:10:20 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you would cancel it under your orders.
(3:10:30 PM) Tim Wood: i cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(3:11:29 PM) Tim Wood: its a gc i cant cance it
(3:11:37 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: That sucks then.
(3:11:58 PM) Tim Wood: it does.
(3:12:00 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: No matter. I’m getting publicity out of this.
(3:12:31 PM) Tim Wood: can you cancel the gc and then i can redo it?
(3:13:08 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Nope. If you couldn’t cancel it on your end, it can’t be cancelled and I posted it on my twitter. Another domme in the UK will get it and I will get publicity out of it.
(3:15:07 PM) Tim Wood: i dont like that. i gave the money to you. i will regar it as money laundering if another domme gets it,.
(3:16:14 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: haha
(3:16:20 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Laundering? you have got to be joking
(3:16:21 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: hahahaha
(3:16:31 PM) Tim Wood: yup, its theft
(3:17:09 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: It sure isn’t. you gave it to me and I can do whatever I want with it.
(3:17:40 PM) Tim Wood: it was an error
(3:18:00 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: That you refused to change first off.
(3:18:07 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: and secondly, even if it was an error, you still gave it to me.
(3:21:45 PM) Tim Wood: for the record. i tried to cancel it and failed due to amazon’s retarded systems. I reject your claims as i paid the money for servies and as i havent got the services, i would win any court case
(3:22:16 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Hilarious.
(3:22:29 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: For the record, you did not ask if I was still going to do the session.
(3:22:35 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: and I do not take kindly to threats.
(3:23:00 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you go right ahead and take me to court if you feel that’s worth your time.
(3:23:03 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Bye.
(3:25:55 PM) Tim Wood: fine. i’ve recorded the card as stolen. so the domme who take the gc will be answering to the police. youre clutching at straws in your defense. see you on the steps
(3:30:56 PM) Tim Wood: gone quiet?
(3:31:27 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: I have places to be in 10 minutes. you are not my priority other than laughing with other people about how retarded you are.
(3:31:39 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: I wont be back until tonight and I will still probably not care to talk to you
(3:31:39 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Bye
(3:32:19 PM) Tim Wood: yeah yeah. you do that. i’m sure your social life is buzzing

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If I have to tell you not to do this, just shoot yourself in the face.

(10:00:43 PM) Azlan Saiful: god
(10:08:29 PM) Azlan Saiful: god
(8:09:27 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: What?
(8:09:31 PM) Azlan Saiful: bz?
(8:10:06 PM) Azlan Saiful: u knw wat, when i first started meet u , i was really crazy on u u ..i wish end my life under ur feet ..
(8:10:14 PM) Azlan Saiful: but u seems like ignoreying me..
(8:10:24 PM) Azlan Saiful: even i want shop for u , u never willing
(8:10:26 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: It has been a busy month and you have been annoying me.
(8:10:37 PM) Azlan Saiful: i dont understnd what kind god u r
(8:10:59 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: The kind that does whatever the hell she wants and if I don’t want to talk to my slaves, that is my choice, not yours.
(8:11:06 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: I don’t have to pay attention to you unless I feel like it.
(8:11:19 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: If you want to bitch about that, go elsewhere. I don’t deal with that shit.
(8:11:27 PM) Azlan Saiful: is that mean u ask me find other god?
(8:11:59 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: It means if you aren’t going to quit your bitching, go right ahead and try. Lets be clear. I do not need you.
(8:12:23 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: I’m here to make myself happy, not to cater to you.
(8:12:48 PM) Azlan Saiful: ok thn
(8:13:00 PM) Azlan Saiful: im a shit to crazy on u
(8:13:06 PM) Azlan Saiful: u brak my hopes
(8:13:11 PM) Azlan Saiful: fucck it
(8:22:01 PM) Azlan Saiful: fuck u
(8:22:05 PM) Azlan Saiful: bitch
(8:22:07 PM) Azlan Saiful: fuck u
(8:22:41 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: If you think your outbursts are going to affect me in the least, you’re wrong. At most, they will affect you.
(8:22:55 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: and you just lost the ability to contact me in the future.
(8:23:07 PM) Azlan Saiful: its bcz u
(8:23:10 PM) Azlan Saiful: even failed to treat me as slave
(8:23:19 PM) Azlan Saiful: frm the begining stareted cntact u
(8:23:26 PM) Azlan Saiful: hv u ever treat me like slave?
(8:23:28 PM) Azlan Saiful: no i guess
(8:24:07 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: you got your own tweet and now you’re getting ignored. Congrats.
(8:24:21 PM) Azlan Saiful: y u nvr treat me like lsave?
(8:24:25 PM) Azlan Saiful: anwser my question
(8:24:27 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: and by the way, maybe you should look into what a slave is.
(8:24:34 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Because you have been treated exactly like a slave.
(8:24:48 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: The slave serves the domme, not the other way around, retard.
(8:24:49 PM) Azlan Saiful: no
(8:24:51 PM) xmistressmitsukaix: Bye
(8:24:59 PM) Azlan Saiful: u nvr treated me as slave
(8:25:04 PM) Azlan Saiful: its like a fren
(8:25:07 PM) Azlan Saiful: thts it
(8:25:13 PM) Azlan Saiful: thts y its disponed me
(8:26:00 PM) Azlan Saiful: pay bck

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New clip


 2012 is NOT a conspiracy!
I know your type. Too much of a pussy to actually contact me but you sit there watching my clips over and over again just to feel close to me, like you’re in my life. Well I have the solution. you already buy my clips and you know you’re going to buy this one too. Watch this clip and you will be unable to not send me all the information I need to blackmail you. you are obviously too scared to message me and start serving on your own so I will assert my control over you and finally force you to be under my feet where you belong.

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Buy these clips, minions!


 2012 is NOT a conspiracy!
The Mayans were right, the world is going to end in 2012. I plan on destroying it and all of you losers along with it! There is only one way you might be able to convince me not to do this and that is to accept me as the true God and tribute heavily. I’m not sure what I’ll enjoy more, honestly, being spoiled like I deserve or ridding the world of you creeps for no good reason. Only one way to avoid it. you pay or you will pay!


 My bubblegum is going to drive you insane
 you are such a loser for having a bubblegum fetish. I mean, seriously, what kind of guy has a fetish for that? It’s okay though, bratty girls like me sure do love teasing weirdos like you over things like this. I’m going to taunt you by blowing bubbles and laughing at you for getting turned on by it. I bet you are going to have a hard time figuring out where to look in this clip. My eyes are haunting, my cleavage perfect and my velvety smooth lips and tongue blowing bubbles to tease you all while I laugh at you and humiliate you. Prepare to get hooked!

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The amazing Goddess Lisa over at madame-says.net posted a video explaining to you morons how you should be approaching a dominant woman. I agree with every bit of it and think you need to watch it. Right now. Way too many of you have absolutely no idea how to do it properly



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So many updates

Where to start. I have been a little busy lately. The weather has been fucking superb here in California and I’ve been out spending time with friends (–noun: a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.”) and generally enjoying my pampered Goddess life. My boyfriend and I just went to Las Vegas. We had a lot of fun (and an insane amount of sex). Eating out, going to a show, drinking, gambling… So many things you losers could never hope to do with a girl like me without being completely humiliated at best. I didn’t even get to take many pictures because I was way too preoccupied honestly.

On top of that, almost as soon as I got home, I was out partying with my friends and texting my blackmailed sissy cuckold Tom, who was in town for a week. I basically told him I was in the area and wanted to meet up, made him leave his hotel wearing a cute pair of panties to meet me. The fun part though was that I was 30 miles away, had no intention of even meeting him, and was laughing with my friends about it. When he got there and realized I was not planning on coming, I sent him to a tranny bar to take a picture with a tranny for my amusement, which he did and I later found out he had to pay her to even take a picture haha I then ignored him for the rest of the night and spent time with my friends.

Two nights later, I met said slave for some shopping. he tried to back out of it by saying he was sick and then by saying he was not in the area and couldn’t come back so he was not off to a good start which led me to be a little mean to him considering I was in a bad mood right off the bat. We met at a bar and I demanded $500 cash before we proceeded to victoria’s secret where I just started grabbing anything that looked good oblivious to price. Before I went into the fitting room to try out some bra’s, I made sure to tell him to go find a couple pairs of panties for himself which he did, surprising me by not getting a bunch of awful pairs.

Next I had him stand holding my new bra’s while I went to find matching panties for all of them. Him standing in a location and waiting for me to toss items at him or have him pay seemed to be the theme for the night. When I’m shopping, having a slave trailing along behind me is just annoying. I expect you freaks to stand somewhere and wait for me to snap my fingers and call you over. It’s not rocket science that you are losers and I don’t like being actually seen with losers.

After victoria’s secret, I told him to pay while I waited outside, probably texting my boyfriend, I don’t remember. Total was over $300. Nice. From VS, we moved on. I wanted to go to the mall because there were three stores I wanted to check. Stop one: Guess by Marciano (favorite store). Fortunately for loserboy, I only saw two things I liked, a leather jacket which I decided I ultimately didn’t like enough for $358 and a dress I tried on that cost about $250. After that disappointment, we went to Guess where I got a killer pair of shoes, and afterwards frederick’s of hollywood where I got an amazing corset and a pair of thigh high black lacey stockings to go with it to wear for my boyfriend.

After we got done shopping, me taking pity on him after giving me $500 cash and spending another $500 shopping, I stopped in the middle of the mall to take pictures of my haul and another picture of him that I will definitely use to blackmail his dumb ass if he ever fucks up before dismissing him with plans to meet up with some friends for dinner. All in all, not a bad night. I ended up going home and taking pictures of the things I got and then going out and spending his cash.

Also, I got a new (foreign) slave who bought me amazon for the first time ever. I had to help him set up an account and he didn’t really know how to use it. Finally, he got to check out after a few tries and I told him to do 2 day shipping so it would reach me before I went to Las Vegas. He commented on the shipping cost but did not tell me in USD so I just ignored it and he said he would do it anyway if it would make me happy. 2 days later, I get a package. There were four of the same dresses in it and it cost him almost $300 extra. I laughed about it and told him what the mistake was and he immediately said when he got the refund he would spend it on my wishlist. Take note. That is how a slave should act!

My haul from the shopping trip:

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Buy my new clips fools!

Irresistible Blackmail

Guess what you are about to do? You are about to give me enough information for me to easily blackmail you. Why would you do such a stupid thing? Because you can’t fucking resist me! Just try and watch this video and say no to me. Try to hear my voice and see how sexy I am and say no. I am going to own your life. I am going to play with your life for my amusement. And there won’t be a thing you can do about. Actually, you shouldn’t buy this clip. But I know you are stupid and will. Let the games begin.

You Can’t Resist me in Jeans

You would do anything for me as long as I was wearing a pair of sexy, tight jeans. Well you are in luck because these jeans are skin tight and they couldn’t possibly be on a hotter body. Now it is time for you to prove you would do anything. Start paying, give me everything you have. Why else do you have such a perverted fetish? It is so that you have to spoil me. Maybe if you send me enough, I will let you cum. Maybe.

Anything For My Feet

You would do anything for my perfect feet wouldn’t you? I know you would. And that is because no matter how hard you look, you can’t find feet that are even half as sexy as mine. Too bad you are a completely pathetic loser. I am not sure if I would even let you worship my feet. You wouldn’t care though, you would give up anything just to stare at them in person. You really are a freak.

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My sissy cuckold dressed up in his maid outfit and made a sign to show my ownership over him. It gave me a pretty good laugh. The wig is the best.

He also ran across the street, through the snow in front of his house wearing nothing but a pair of panties and recorded it. Halfway through it looks like someone’s bedroom light turns out so who knows if someone saw him hahaha

Recently he’s been getting me greendots and lingerie for my nights out. How I look in the new VS push-up bra I got is just ridiculous.

Considering he’s a sissy and a cuckold for me, I think I might just make him completely take over on supplying me with new lingerie and often. It’s not like he can say no honestly, I know who he is and have been screwing with him posting his name and where he works occasionally. He knows if he doesn’t do what I want, nobody can search for him without coming across my entries far up in the google posts. Probably one of my most entertaining slaves right now. (Calm down marco, I said one of. you can stop hyperventilating over there. By the way, get me the shipping codes for that $200 worth of stuff you bought last night.)

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I love convincing you boys to be more pathetic

boy: still look hot
xmistressmitsukaix: Of course I do
boy: are you sleeping natural
xmistressmitsukaix: I always do
boy: driving me crazy
boy: i searched my inbox for Amazon….. shocking how much I have sent over last 2 years
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: How much?
boy: scared to add it up
boy: but its huge
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Awesome
boy: 3 pages of amazon confirmation
xmistressmitsukaix: That makes me happy
boy: i could have bought so much with it but instead you took it
xmistressmitsukaix: I deserve it so much more
boy: makes me horny thats wrong i guess
xmistressmitsukaix: Not at all
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: ah ha spotted something
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh?
boy: yep thats my xmas gift
xmistressmitsukaix: What did you spot?
boy: bit of ur bum
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh, like I care. I have clips with that.
boy: i know …. also i dont want to total up my spend on C4S
boy: shocking again
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: why is the sight of ur face driving me totally crazy
boy: can i send u $50 for xmas
xmistressmitsukaix: Because I am gorgeous
xmistressmitsukaix: you can
boy: one moment loading up amazon
boy: they must love u
xmistressmitsukaix: I’ll wait for that
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: I bet
boy: sent it
xmistressmitsukaix: hah
xmistressmitsukaix: Fantastic.
xmistressmitsukaix: I love being spoiled.
boy: ur look so amazing
xmistressmitsukaix: as always
boy: mayb i should add up all my money i sent to you and email it through …. but am scared it would cause me to cry
xmistressmitsukaix: It would be fun though.
xmistressmitsukaix: But beforehand you should send more just so it’s more fun
boy: ooo
boy: hmm
xmistressmitsukaix: It’s such a great idea and you know it
boy: have to resist u c as its xmas and i am meant to be taking this new girl our for dinner
xmistressmitsukaix: Who’s more important? Me or some new girl?
boy: she is scottish
xmistressmitsukaix: I’m Scottish
boy: she smells
xmistressmitsukaix: I smell heavenly
boy: oh i dunno now
xmistressmitsukaix: When I go out, I get about 5 people or more per night that say I smell amazing
boy: may be its a bad idea with her as i have a really small cock
xmistressmitsukaix: Ya, you’re just going to waste that money you spend on dinner.
xmistressmitsukaix: you should just take her somewhere less expensive, send me the rest and break it off with her at dinner.
boy: not sure about breaking it off as she is my first gf in like 2 years
boy: but i will send you $50 and take her to like KFC or something
boy: or a kebab shop
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: A kebab shop. I like it.
xmistressmitsukaix: Maybe too classy though
xmistressmitsukaix: although, you should be nice so give her her choice of fast food
boy: Order placed
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: Love it
boy: ah man I will struggle taking her out… was planning on an expensive italian
xmistressmitsukaix: I should see if amazon has gift cards to an expensive italian restaurant and go there
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: ahh gosh
boy: it says “Status: Not yet sent” so i guess amazon is processing it
xmistressmitsukaix: Shouldn’t take long
boy: dont worry i increased my credit limit
xmistressmitsukaix: always good to hear
xmistressmitsukaix: hah
boy: kebab shops can be romantic i guess i will just tell her not to dress up
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
boy: it is now “Sent”
xmistressmitsukaix: That would be the worst part of the date. Her losing all excitement before you even get there.
xmistressmitsukaix: you should show up not dressed up and hope she didn’t. If she did you can tell her to change
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: no idea why your ideas are making perfect sense to me
boy: althought I know this could be the shortest relationship ever
boy: but she is from my workplace so she could spread the word about my dating experience
xmistressmitsukaix: Ooh, that would be bad
xmistressmitsukaix: you shouldn’t go through with this.
xmistressmitsukaix: Just send me the rest of the cash so you’re not tempted.
xmistressmitsukaix: she would definitely tell everyone you’re tiny
boy: no idea what excuse to give her as i asked her out about 1 week ago
boy: boxing day dinner
xmistressmitsukaix: Tell her that an old girlfriend came to town and wanted to meet up and that you did and had sex and realized you still aren’t ready for a relationship
xmistressmitsukaix: Easy
boy: hmmm may be
xmistressmitsukaix: Would you rather have a reputation at work for being unable to fuck real women?
boy: may i so want to have sex this year
boy: haven’t sex for at least 1 year
boy: just sex with my hand
xmistressmitsukaix: you’re insane if you think she’d go through with it.
xmistressmitsukaix: Buy a fleshlight and get used to it
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: got get her really drunk
boy: fleshlight… is that a fake pussy
xmistressmitsukaix: It is
boy: interesting
boy: i may buy one
boy:
xmistressmitsukaix: Even drunk no girl would do you
boy: drug her then
boy: but now I am thinking about shagging a fleshlight then licking it out…. how wrong is that !!
xmistressmitsukaix: That’s a bad idea. you wouldn’t be able to send me cash from prison
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: So wrong for a normal guy but for you it sounds about right
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: gosh i dont know what to do now
xmistressmitsukaix: Take my advice
xmistressmitsukaix: it’s good advice
xmistressmitsukaix: If you don’t, it can only go badly and you know it.
boy: okay I will send you money then text her
boy: what’s the price of a kebab… do you really want the $20?
xmistressmitsukaix: Perfect
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh ya I do
boy: fuk me
boy: im broke
boy: ok
boy: one moment
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Good.
xmistressmitsukaix: I’m not
xmistressmitsukaix: I will buy something great
boy: Order palced
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: as it should be
boy: ah gosh now I am going to have to break up with her… this will be bad
xmistressmitsukaix: you don’t deserve her.
boy: its sent
xmistressmitsukaix: Love it
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: maybe that whay i will txt her “You dont deserve me, if you knew how i was really like”
xmistressmitsukaix: That’s perfect
boy: cant be an online fin domme broke up my relationship in like 20 minutes
boy: i feel like a tramp who has been butt raped by a dog
xmistressmitsukaix: hahahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: I might have to post this
xmistressmitsukaix: I’m very entertained
boy: im about to cry with a hardon
boy: no idea whether i should be happy or sad
boy: horny or impotent
xmistressmitsukaix: happy.
xmistressmitsukaix: Because you were about to make a mistake and not only make one girl very unhappy but you were also going to ruin your image at work and not get sex anyway
xmistressmitsukaix: Come to think of it, that could have been fun to hear about
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: bet online conversations like this have a huge mental impact on me and i wont be able to have kids or something
boy: lasting memory for me, 24th of Dec and I split up with someone who i loved and got financially humped
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: What a night, huh?
boy: its really odd as im really sad with a raging boner
boy: shall i now workout how much iv sent in total or would that be too much for me to take
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh god yes. I really want to know.
boy: if i add in paypal it is 20 pages long
boy:
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: DO IT!
xmistressmitsukaix: I am so excited!
boy: gosh
boy: ok need a spreadsheet
xmistressmitsukaix: Fantastic.
xmistressmitsukaix: I love that you need a spreadsheet to add this up
boy: this may keel me over
xmistressmitsukaix: Make sure to tell me how much it is beforehand
boy: okay
boy: so many emails
xmistressmitsukaix: I love this
boy: i will exclude C4S
boy: as thats hundreds
xmistressmitsukaix: I can add that up later anyway
boy: okay
boy: thanks
xmistressmitsukaix: No problem
boy: like how we work together to send me to the poor house
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: It is great teamwork
xmistressmitsukaix: ah, I love my new amazon balance
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Knowing where it was supposed to go
boy: the spreadsheet is getting long
xmistressmitsukaix: Fantastic
boy: cant believe how you hate me so much you take my cash and that gets me horny
boy: thats fukd up, i am so weird i make myself sick
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Ya, that isn’t how normal guys react
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: i cant even remember these payments
xmistressmitsukaix: Me either
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: How’s it going so far?
xmistressmitsukaix: Still pages left?
boy: $950 so far
xmistressmitsukaix: hah
xmistressmitsukaix: Not too shabby
boy: geting bigger tho
boy:
boy: how fukd up
boy: lol
xmistressmitsukaix: Totally
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: at 1,400 so far
xmistressmitsukaix: fantastic. how far in are you?
boy: skimmed

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BUY THEM!

If I’m not happy, you don’t deserve to be happy.

you are such a loser. you could never get me or any woman even close to how perfect I am. you and I both know that your purpose in life is to keep me happy so you can get the next best thing – my attention and humiliation. you deserve to be put in your place and I deserve to be kept spoiled and you are going to watch this clip and make that happen for me. Make sure your credit card is in hand before you push play!

your tiny dick doesn’t add up!

That little thing between your legs can’t even be called a penis and I feel bad for any woman that is stupid enough to go home with you only to unzip your pants and find that. you shouldn’t even be trying to get laid. you should just give up and a virgin rather than waste some poor girls time even if it would only take your a few seconds

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